| 'ology meme |
[Jun. 5th, 2008|11:18 pm] |
Stolen from ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) itakemymedicine who stole it from orneryboy. This is how diseases are spread, kittens.
'OLOGY MEME - Stolen from orneryboy:
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Light and Ryuzaki from Death Note, looking crafty and pensive, respectively.
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
A: Two, but we only use one.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A: Right.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A: I had warts frozen off my feet once. Hope you weren't eating!
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A: Some wire shelving things we just bought from Target.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No -- I'd get way too anal about trying to make the most of my remaining time. It's bad enough as it is; I think I need to waste time to stay sane.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A: Something that doesn't appear in the Bible. I've always liked Brian because it sounds like "briar," and I like "Jason" even though it does appear in the Bible. I'd go for something more exotic but I'm practical when it comes to names. In a way I did change my name, though, dropping the first syllable in seventh grade, and that's what most people call me today. I don't have a problem with my given name now, but back then I didn't like being named after someone else and wanted my own identity.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Black, though people say green's good too.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
A: Not knowingly, I don't think.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A: I'd do it for free if they were cute. :) Or were you asking if I would pay them? No way! Supply far exceeds demand.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No way.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Sure, depending on why someone wanted to pay that much to stop me.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. I'd probably consider it, actually. That's a lot of scratch and it would change my life. I don't think I'd be ashamed to do it, though it might lead to an epidemic of blindness, one way or the other.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A: Nah.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. To be totally honest...depending on what they had done, I might consider it. I wouldn't kill some random innocent person for any amount of money, but if you mean would I pull the switch on a confessed, proven serial killer who would be executed anyway...I seriously might. I have very mixed feelings about capital punishment. Sorry if that makes me a bad person.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. My cell phone. Usually my wallet is in there too, or a bandanna I use as a handkerchief, depending on which pants.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Yeah, I really liked it. Those personalities were really familiar to me.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. Carpet.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Who sits in the shower?!
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: I think I have three right now, maybe four. I KNOW, I know.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
A: An improv pal. It was a mass-texting letting us know where to meet for dinner before the show.
Q: Last person who called you?
A: My girlfriend.
Q: Person you hugged?
A: My girlfriend!
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 3? 26? I never really thought about having one.
Q: Season?
A: I like them all. Seriously. Not that we have seasons out here.
Q: Color?
A: Green.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: I have friends who are far away....
Q: Mood?
A: Coping.
Q: Listening to?
A: The aquarium (containing a crab and five fish) running water.
Q: Watching?
A: The crab pacing on his island, the cats running around, my girlfriend setting up her new plants.
Q: Worrying about?
A: Work, life, love, the future, getting enough sleep. Same as everyone else.
Q: Wearing?
A: Jeans that are almost too loose to wear (15 pounds down and counting!), a polo from Target that says "England's Dreaming," and black Old Navy briefs (I switch between those and 2xist boxer briefs these days).
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: The bathroom, of course.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Be content and fulfilled. In the short term and the land of things that actually happen: finish my three looming projects and count the cash.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: More than I used to. My face is pretty sour at rest, and I've realized I can just randomly smile at people and they'll appreciate it instead of thinking I'm a freak, so I try to smile as a greeting now. I don't open my mouth, though, because I hate the way my mouth looks when I smile.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yeah, I tend to cut people an awful lot of slack and forgive people who don't deserve it. I'm not always warm, though, and unfortunately my girlfriend often sees me in shut-down mode because home is the only place I can be introverted and recharge. |
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